Tertiary institutions in Nigeria is a place where you tend to meet and mix with lots of people from different background and parts of the world, however students while at school behaves in some distinct manners. Below is a list of a typical Nigerian Students you will meet in any higher institutions.
1. The good listeners: These ones loves listening and jotting down their notes. they will always sit in the front even if they came late.
2 The On-lookers: These one cannot be really classified as good-listeners. They just look at the lecturer confused. whether the lecturer is speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo they just keep looking, and they like sitting amidst the scholars so the lecturers won’t point at them to answer questions.
3 The photocopying team: These category know themselves they are always fond of making photocopy Thanks to android developer for the sharp cameras, their phone gallery is full of notebooks as if they are already writing their Phd thesis. This category of people can photocopy anything on paper, including the bae’s number you wrote at the back of your 8-in-1.
4 This man too fast clique: These students are damn slow, and you can regret sitting down with them, they will keep chanting I am lost, if the lecturer tries to fasten up note calling, they just hands down and join the onlookers.
5.The perpetual latecomer; These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure coming to class after lecture has commenced, they just like sneakin-in and i begin to wonder why the sneaking, didn’t you pay skool fees? Abi no be u get d admission ni? Nah! they are ashamed of themselves.
6. The sleepers conglomerate: This group sleep without fear or favor, they just find one nice spot to recieve breeze and 30mins into d lecture, they are off.
7. The pen borrowers: whether they are real students or Sky Boss officers I don’t just understand. These people can never attend a class with a biro, They keep borrowing till their bag is full of biros. They even as the Exam invigilators for “Extra pen”?
8. The argument lords:These group of people are just looking for how to start a controversy, they love to argue, funny enough they might not be intelligent book-wise ooo.. buh when it comes to arguments you can never beat them. They will link “Julius Nyere ‘Ujama’ to ‘Walter Rodney'”
2 The On-lookers: These one cannot be really classified as good-listeners. They just look at the lecturer confused. whether the lecturer is speaking gibberish or mumbo jumbo they just keep looking, and they like sitting amidst the scholars so the lecturers won’t point at them to answer questions.
3 The photocopying team: These category know themselves they are always fond of making photocopy Thanks to android developer for the sharp cameras, their phone gallery is full of notebooks as if they are already writing their Phd thesis. This category of people can photocopy anything on paper, including the bae’s number you wrote at the back of your 8-in-1.
4 This man too fast clique: These students are damn slow, and you can regret sitting down with them, they will keep chanting I am lost, if the lecturer tries to fasten up note calling, they just hands down and join the onlookers.
5.The perpetual latecomer; These are the people who enjoy and derive pleasure coming to class after lecture has commenced, they just like sneakin-in and i begin to wonder why the sneaking, didn’t you pay skool fees? Abi no be u get d admission ni? Nah! they are ashamed of themselves.
6. The sleepers conglomerate: This group sleep without fear or favor, they just find one nice spot to recieve breeze and 30mins into d lecture, they are off.
7. The pen borrowers: whether they are real students or Sky Boss officers I don’t just understand. These people can never attend a class with a biro, They keep borrowing till their bag is full of biros. They even as the Exam invigilators for “Extra pen”?
8. The argument lords:These group of people are just looking for how to start a controversy, they love to argue, funny enough they might not be intelligent book-wise ooo.. buh when it comes to arguments you can never beat them. They will link “Julius Nyere ‘Ujama’ to ‘Walter Rodney'”
9. The Questionnaires: These people can ask useless questions ehn, sometimes the lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching these students, imagine a student asking a lecturer if the slaves in the plantain plantation were allowed to eat from the plantain.
10. The absentee students: These people rarely attend class but their names are always inside the attendance and they don’t miss test too. Ghost Students!
11. The Noisemakers: These ones are a bit different from the “argumentators”, they make random noise and keeps on disturbing the class, also they laugh unnecessarily.
12. The Fashionista: They keep disturbing the entire school with their fashion sense, they want people to look at them and WOW!!, they buy the latest combo in town, they wear different cloth everyday and when they repeat a particular wear they hang outside the lecture rooms.
13. The Fighter: They will chant its the devil immediately Mr Paul caught hold of them.
14. The No-time students: These category always have something to do, they just want the lecturer to get out of their way after marking the attendan
14. The No-time students: These category always have something to do, they just want the lecturer to get out of their way after marking the attendan
15. The english Correction officers: they may not be listening ooo.. buh when the lecturer makes a single mistake.. Gbam! Work don start bdat, they will open their dictionary and start writing “Mr Menumo Blunders”
